I . O . U

Jim here. If it's organised crime you're after, i'm your man. Leave me a message and if I deem it worthy of my time, i'll get back to you.

mycroftniss asked: Hey Jim, how's that shooting yourself in the brains and dying working out for you? I heard it can be bad for your health.

It’s not bad, you should try it.

I would kill every one of you just for something to do.

moran-sm asked: No more disappearing acts. - SM

When i’m through with Sherlock and his little pets there won’t be any need.

moran-sm asked: Working my charm like a madman as we speak. - SM

That’s my boy. Good luck, i’ll see you soon.

moran-sm asked: Where are you now, sir? I'm aware. She might be handy to keep around. - SM

I’m on my way to China, some people over there owe me a favour. I agree, she might be difficult to sway, but not impossible.

moran-sm asked: The bastard. Of course. I'm currently dancing a merry jig with a Mr Watson and a Miss Hooper. I should be awarded a BAFTA for my "remorseful rogue" act. - SM

I’ll get on it as soon as i’m back in the country. And don’t underestimate Miss Hooper, she’s a lot smarter than I gave her credit for.

moran-sm asked: Note, sir? - SM

I left it on your… nevermind. Sherlock must have found out and removed it. He found out about you sooner than I’d planned, i’ll get him back, don’t worry. I presume you’ve taken all the necessary precautions to lead him away from me in the mean time?

moran-sm asked: With all due respect, sir, if I recall correctly, /you/ were the one pretending to be dead. - SM

You and I both know that was absolutely necessary and all part of the bigger plan. Didn’t you get my note?

moran-sm asked: Fancy seeing you here. - SM

Where have you been? These people aren’t going to kill themselves Sebastian.

ask-221b asked: A little predictable there Jim. Anything interesting you've got cooking up? I'll make some tea and you can tell me all about.

Sorry dear, my foam parties are for clients only. Not that it would stop you trying, but just so you know, i’ll have Seb on the look out…